Happy Birthdayyy Sammm!! aka Sammy aka Samanta. I love you ok, I suck at writing messages like this but seriously girl you’re one of the funniest and sweetest (well not really) people here and one of my dearest friends, and you rock ok (not really). I wish you alllll the best in the world and i’m sending you virtual make-up bags filled with all my favorite products lolol and a big ass penis shaped cake. Keep being awesome (not really) AND PARTY YOUR ASS OFF TODAY! :D Lots of love!
THANK YOU PILAR LOVE OMG YES I KNOW I AM HILARIOUS AND I LOVE YOU OKAY~